Radical Economic Plan Offers 3.5 Million Jobs

AP- The ever-growing Obama administration said Saturday the President-Elect's new bill would create as much as 3.5 million American jobs in the coming years.

While Congressional Republican's voiced concern over the somewhat loose restrictions on funding recipients, Comrade Obama responded with promises that the money would fund important government programs.

Outlined in the recently penned recession plan, funding would allow the creation of several government labor facilities, complete with on-site housing, and sophisticated nutrition programs. The sites even offer teens the opportunity to work after school and on weekends, alongside thier parents.

These massive labor conglomerates, controlled by the government, allow for the strength of the American back to thrust the nation back into wealth, through such manufactur ing endeavours as landscaping, ditch-digging, license-plate stamping, weapons manufacture, and of course, on-site hospitality work.

A recently created camp in Tuscanal CA
However, outspoken Republicans continue to pry at the bill's goals, comparing the government programs to "old fashioned public work[camps]", in the words of Sen. McConnell (R), Kentucky.
Others suggest the cost of the planned full-time military garrison could be defrayed with deals struck with private military contractors.


Nevertheless, the bill plans to enter Congress for voting shortly after the first of February, with rampant support from both Congressional Democrats and the National Socialist Party.

Obama's aides have urged the American people to keep the old American cheer (pictured below on the recently created Tuscanal California Camp North Gate) close to mind, and to keep high spirits for better times to come.