History in the Making

Today January 20, 2009 will forever be marked as one of the most important days in American History. No I am not talking about the 43rd birthday of Rainn Wilson, better known as Dwight K. Schrute of The Office, but I am talking about the more obvious monument of todays events. Today will be the day when everyone in American realizes how much of a fucking idiot they look like with a picture of a president on their shirt. Having presidents pictures on your possessions was cool when you where 5 years old and couldn't keep your food in your mouth so your mother gave you a place mat that had pictures of all the presidents on it. Now that your 25 and can make the choo choo train or the airplane fly into your mouth just fine by yourself it's about time you drop the whole presidents thing and move on.

I know that X to the Z XZibit looks fly as fuck when he flosses his favorite president, but that gives you no right to wear shitty t shirts that have the face of someone you have never met, never will meet, and who will probably not really do anything for you except make you look "fly" when he's on your shirt.

So here's the lowdown America, Barry Obamy fooled all of you into putting his face on t-shirts and now he rules the world. Next time don't be so gullible. Don't let any homo with a printing press pick your next president for you.