Ok. My Independence Day is winding down so I figured I'd take some time and spit some TRUE FACTS at y'all.
First: You can't eat Crocs. The whole reason why the footwear product became popular was because middle schoolers were like " Holy shit. OMFG how cool is this?! A shoe you can eat!!!". Crocs were actually designed for people who owned yachts and sailboats. I looked it up on their website. You can't actually eat them.
Second: I live in California and the Internet sucks. Plain and simple the South Park episode where everyone headed Californi Way to find themselves some internet was fabricated. I know......I feel terribly misled as well. South Park is usually dead on with their plot lines matching up with reality.
Wilco album review on the way.
