Gangstas Don't Ask Questions.

I can't wait until this gangsta is 45 and hes in a wheelchair and can't stop drooling and shitting himself. He's lucky that he isn't white because otherwise those head tattoos would look terrible. 

Friday Free-4-All

Tebow is back and Hitler is pissed.

Site News

This week is project deadline, so I wont be around. I'll leave it up to the west coast half of this team to leave some righteous posts.

Watch your back, and Keep Driving-

Oscar Nominations

The short list is out and you can see it here at http://www.oscar.com/

Kinda furious Eastwood didn't make any serious category's, goes to show the Academy is made up of decrepit, elderly simps that have made us bored with some of their decisions in the past. FilmDrunk puts it best when they say "They've made us bored. WITH THE HOLOCAUST."

Space Monkeys predictions

Best Picture - Slumdog Millionaire

Best Actor (Leading) - Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler)

Best Actor (Supporting) - Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight)

Best Actress (Leading) - Kate Winslet (The Reader)

Best Actress (Supporting) - Penélope Cruz (Vicky Cristina Barcelona)

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Richard Gunn's Predictions

Best Picture - Slumdog Millionaire

Best Actor (Leading) - Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler)

Best Actor (Supporting) - Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight) ///<3/h8/miss>

Best Actress (Leading) - n/a

Best Actress (Supporting) - n/a

Animated Feature Film - Wall - E

Sound Editing - Anything but The Dark Knight (Christian Bales voice was so computer generated it hurt the ears. WHEREEEEE IIIIIIIS THE JOOOOOOOOKER????!!!!)

What are your predictions?

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Album of the Month - Ghostface Killah - Supreme Clientele

YOU ARE NOW LISTENING TO THE SOUND OF SUPREME CLIENTELE

Tony Starks. Pretty Toney. Ironman. Black Jesus. Sun God Ghost Deini. None other than the Ghostface Killah.

Largely considered to be one of the best solo albums released by any member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Ghostface Killah's second album Supreme Clientele is the epitome of Staten Islands finest hip hop. The album was produced by an eclectic mix of people including 4 tracks by the RZA, The Blaquesmiths, Mathematics, and even Inspectah Deck. Fat bassy beats coupled with simple melodies dominate the album in the way that one can only expect from Ironman himself. The producers ended up using at least 24 identifiable samples from artists including Diana Ross, Isaac Hayes, James Brown, Rufus Thomas, and Baby Huey. Ghostface utilizes his unique rapping style and voice to individualize himself from the rest of the Killa Beez solo releases. If you've ever heard Wu-Tang's track "7th Chamber" and heard the part where Ghostface screams at you "Slammin a hype-ass verse til ya head burst/I ramshack dead in the track, and that's that" then you'll know what I mean by Ghostface's unique rapping voice. Every track on Supreme Clientele is like if Ghostface had a kid who just pissed his pants or something and Ghostface was shouting in the little kids face, but instead of telling him how much of a piece of shit he is for pissing his pants he's yelling about lightning rod fever heaters, ghetto poodles, chunky ass necklaces, sawed offs, rugers and duelers, fingerin Pamela Lee, throw bleach in your eye...etc. etc. The album has plot lines and skits intertwined and laced between it but it lacks the element of a story like Ghostface's later album Fishscale would have. The skits in the album are ridiculous as always and feature many of the Wu-Tang clan conlomerates.

This track is titled Mighty Healthy off of Ghostface Killah's sophomore album Supreme Clientele.

Buy the 21 track album HERE on Amazon 

The Muppets Spit Hot Fire

It's mediocre until 1:10, then it just gets great.

History in the Making

Today January 20, 2009 will forever be marked as one of the most important days in American History. No I am not talking about the 43rd birthday of Rainn Wilson, better known as Dwight K. Schrute of The Office, but I am talking about the more obvious monument of todays events. Today will be the day when everyone in American realizes how much of a fucking idiot they look like with a picture of a president on their shirt. Having presidents pictures on your possessions was cool when you where 5 years old and couldn't keep your food in your mouth so your mother gave you a place mat that had pictures of all the presidents on it. Now that your 25 and can make the choo choo train or the airplane fly into your mouth just fine by yourself it's about time you drop the whole presidents thing and move on.

I know that X to the Z XZibit looks fly as fuck when he flosses his favorite president, but that gives you no right to wear shitty t shirts that have the face of someone you have never met, never will meet, and who will probably not really do anything for you except make you look "fly" when he's on your shirt.

So here's the lowdown America, Barry Obamy fooled all of you into putting his face on t-shirts and now he rules the world. Next time don't be so gullible. Don't let any homo with a printing press pick your next president for you.

History Is Made

Today Barack Obama will be sworn in as the 44th president of the United States. God help us.

Winter in Schenectady Will Kill You

This squirrel perished in the sub-zero temperatures of Upstate New York. This snowman was given life.

YouTube is more important than YouPorn... apparently

"Google announced today it has started piping YouTube videos directly to Wii and PlayStation 3 game consoles that are connected to the Internet. Google simplified the interface for a TV experience so viewers can navigate the site using the arrow keys on their Wii remote or PS3 controller." I am baffled that Wii and Playstation find Youtube to be their priority before piping free hardcore porn onto 65" big screen televisions in every American home. Our country is simply headed in the wrong direction.

Good Old Fashioned Donnybrook

Minor league hockey brawls are the best

Jet Crash Lands in Hudson River

Today a American Airlines jet took off from Laguardia Airport with Charlotte, NC as its destination and ex pierced a problem (a flock of geese were sucked into the turbines) 3 minutes into the flight which caused the pilot to crash into the Hudson River at around 50th Street. 150 passengers and 5 crew members were all safely evacuated after several hours of harrowing rescue attempts by the brave members of the NYPD, FDNY, and Coast Guard, and the Circle Line Ferries. Mad props given to the pilot - who knew he lacked altitude to turn around- but he brought it down for a relatively controlled descent without any loss of life.


In other news, some dude that I swore could have been Jeremy Piven was on that plane. False alarm.

Film Of the Month: "Taken"

"Taken", starring Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace, and Famke Jenssen, follows an ex-CIA agent who is faced with recovering his daughter after she is kidnapped by human trafficking/sex-traffickers in Paris, France.

Liam, one of my most respected actors, hasn't been in the limelight recently. he had a credited role in "Batman Begins". Going a little further back his only big film in the last years with Love Actually, Kinsey, and the Gangs of New York. Obviously, his most famous film Schindler's List, was the breadwinner earning him several Oscar nominations.

He stuns the audience in this new thriller with a raw and unabridged glimpse into a graphic world of human trafficking, drug abuse, and violence. Fight Choreography is some of the best yet simply done I have witnessed recently. There's no showy Hollywood moves just simple unbridled hatred for Albanian slavers and their associates. Torture, extortion, and even shooting an unarmed woman/old acquittance's isn't off the table either.

This movie didn't fail to amaze me of the fact the Liam Neeson is an outstanding actor because of his ability to transcend from a serious character to a "shoot first, ask questions later" attitude in the blink of an eye. And all the while doing with that hint of an Irish brogue and self evident sophistication that exceeds many of his peers in Hollywood. Most definitely a film you want to partake in.

The Golden Globes Were Last Night

Hollywood decided to show up last night, but not Sacha Baron Cohen, his jokes sucked last night.

Important winners:

• Best Picture (Drama)------"Slumdog Millionare"
• Best Actor----------------Mickey Rourke "The Wrestler"
• Best Actress--------------Kate Winslet "Revolutinary Road"
• Best Supporting Actor---- Heath Ledger "The Dark Knight"
• Best Supporting Actress---Kate Winslet "The Reader"
• Best Director--------------"Slumdog Millionaire"
• Best Screenply------------"Slumdog Millionaire"
• Best Comedy--------------"Vicky Cristina Barcelona"
• Best Foriegn Film----------"Waltz With Bashir"
• Best Animated Picture-----"Wall-E"

Jeremy Piven didn't win best supporting actor in TV for "Entourage" though, which is totally ghey. some FGGT from that John Adams show on HBO won. Weak.

Slumdog Millioaire took the house last night and swept all four of its nominated catagories (best director, picture, score, and screenplay). How do you say Oscar in Hindu?

Radical Economic Plan Offers 3.5 Million Jobs

AP- The ever-growing Obama administration said Saturday the President-Elect's new bill would create as much as 3.5 million American jobs in the coming years.

While Congressional Republican's voiced concern over the somewhat loose restrictions on funding recipients, Comrade Obama responded with promises that the money would fund important government programs.

Outlined in the recently penned recession plan, funding would allow the creation of several government labor facilities, complete with on-site housing, and sophisticated nutrition programs. The sites even offer teens the opportunity to work after school and on weekends, alongside thier parents.

These massive labor conglomerates, controlled by the government, allow for the strength of the American back to thrust the nation back into wealth, through such manufactur ing endeavours as landscaping, ditch-digging, license-plate stamping, weapons manufacture, and of course, on-site hospitality work.

A recently created camp in Tuscanal CA
However, outspoken Republicans continue to pry at the bill's goals, comparing the government programs to "old fashioned public work[camps]", in the words of Sen. McConnell (R), Kentucky.
Others suggest the cost of the planned full-time military garrison could be defrayed with deals struck with private military contractors.


Nevertheless, the bill plans to enter Congress for voting shortly after the first of February, with rampant support from both Congressional Democrats and the National Socialist Party.

Obama's aides have urged the American people to keep the old American cheer (pictured below on the recently created Tuscanal California Camp North Gate) close to mind, and to keep high spirits for better times to come.

Japanese Human Slip-n-Slide

Admire this one man's determination, skill, and hairy/oily nipples..


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What better way to end friday free for all than a crazy japanese orgy!!!

This is my kind of woman

Friday Free-for-All

Its Friday. No holds barred- you can post one thing (whtevr you want)- go zany//////crzy

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Not sure about the new banner yalls

What do yalls think?

Oscars 2009

The Producer’s Guild of America has released their best picture nominations, and they are:

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
The Dark Knight
Milk
Slumdog Millionaire

I think some other films will have a good showing at the Golden Globes and the Oscars- like-

Vicky Christina Barcelona
The Wrestler
Che (The Argentine/The Guerrilla)
Wall-E
Waltz With Bashir
Burn After Reading
The Wackness
W.

A few films like ______ should be on here. Wht d0 you think?

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