I know Sports Illustrated goes for a wide variety of models but....Since when is one of Satan's own spawn, a soul sucking ginger classified as sexy? I'd rather eat my own face then jerk it to "it". It's listed interests are included as stealing souls and very dark places. S.I. needs a disclaimer for every innocent soul lost while reading this years edition. Run for your lives her crotch is on fire !!!
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said the same thing myself upon reading the swimsuit issue today. my eyes threw up a bit
ben. this might be hard for you but......... you are a ginger........we surgically removed your orange hair at birth and implanted it with brown hair. This is the reason why your haircuts are always terrible. im sorry.
-Dad
Ken-
im not sure that was a safe thing to do. studies show that ginger reversal operations on children have a high reoccurance of homosexuality. it seems Ben, unless he changes his ways and makes drastic changes to his lifestyle, could renouce his hetero nature altogather and live in the bay area for the rest of his life with that FGGT 50 cent
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