Monday, February 9, 2009

RUCKUS IS DEAD


AP- Thousands gathered to parade past the last resting place of RUCKUS, the revolutionary college music sharing program. Officials said late last night the program likely died of a massive stroke, after battling terminal legalitis for several months.

The public mourned, while keynote celebrities offered their tear-stained farewells. RZA, a prominent member of the Wu-Tang clan, had this to say, "RAISE THE MUTHAFUCKIN RUCKUS".

The RUCKUS family could not be reached for comment.

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