Chris Brown DJ KHALED is the new DEAD OJ Simpson

11:50 PM PST - Chris Brown DJ KHALED has been in a car chase with the LAPD for the last 2 hours. Live on KTLA is his white Bentley Continental parked/stopped now on the street of Universal City in Los Angeles surrounded by 5-0 cruisers and ghetto-birds. Some crazy bitch (cough...Rihanna) cough again...actually just a crazy bitch walked up to the car and said something, C-B KHALED popped the trunk, blocking any police view then she walked the fuck away. And thats it. This is pretty boring actually because it might not be Chris Brown probably is DJ Khaled. UPDATE: He most likely shot himself or was DOA when the Super Whack Attack Team smashed the passenger window in a rush with guns drawn, then one minute later calmly opened the driver door, guns down, where said DJ still had not moved from. 4 hours for that? No guns? No explosions? Not even a car crash? Damn I even owe someone lunch now because I lost a bet to this "chase."