Thursday, December 31, 2009

New Years Resolution


Congratulations. This is the Speakeasys second New Years since its founding. We've come a long way since we've began and I'd like to thank all those who've made this blog a brick shithouse of veritable information on music, film, art, fashion, celebrities, and memes.

So my resolution is to make at least 100k my first year out of college and learn how to make it rain just like my boyz Lil Wayne and the fat puerto rican guy in the music video.

What is yallz resolutions?

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Most Impactful Death of the Year

A shit-ton of famous people died this year...

the one that touched me the most besides P-SwaYZE was that of Atlanta rapper DOLLA. he left us with only one hit song....

Friday, December 25, 2009

The :22 Second Mark of This Video Will Make Your Xmas



and here's the remix



found by ben.

Theophilus London

Peep this



heres the mixtape
i think the mixtape was released this time last year. Theophilus is an associate of Mark Ronson

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Ressurected


im back. its been a while but Daniel Plainview has made a triumphant return

ive traveled over half the Pacific Ocean to be here tonight. and i like to think of myself as reality television man. and by reality television, i mean the most atrocious filth to be broadcasted since barry obamaz swearing in speech.

trashy but highly entertaining is how yall might describe it.

i speak of this new hit show airing on MTV (i think) called Jersey Shore.

i havent yet seen an episode yet but app. its the best stuff to air in a long time.

what are yallz thoughts of The Situation, Snooki, domestic violence, blowouts, and clubbing in north jerz??

cant wait till i get home so i can watch it all day.

What other crazy/zany/stupid/trashy tv shows hav you seen lately?

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Top Ten Producers of the Decade



In the next week The Speakeasy will be releasing our list of the Top Ten Producers of the Decade. We are locking ourselves in a room right now to fervently deliberate. Who will come out on top??? Certainly not DIDDY!!! NO SIR!

Friday, December 11, 2009

Tight

9five Eyewear 2009 Lookbook from Mike Metcalf on Vimeo.

" I need mah Patron"



Fast forward a little bit. This guy DEFINITELY blows massive chunks after the camera goes off. You can tell by the way he approaches the garbage once hes done drinkng.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Brilliant Street Performances

Walter is going in hard tonight.

This song is WAYYYYY overplayed but give those poor french bastards a break. You can't hate on them for creating an incredibly catchy and simple pop tune that for some reason infuses a nostalgia for John Hughes films.

Phoenix - Lizstomania / One time too many - A Take Away Show from La Blogotheque on Vimeo.


Phoenix - Long distance call - A Take Away Show from La Blogotheque on Vimeo.



Straight robbed from the parrot.


Pete Doherty

Pete Doherty, frontman of Babyshambles and ex-frontman of The Libertines is easily the most critically acclaimed, tabloid hounded, and controversial artist that no one I know has ever listened to. He's known for being dubbed the greatest British lyricist in his generation, dating Kate Moss, extremely excessive and public hardcore drug use, and a myriad of legal issues. The number of magazine covers and feature pieces on Doherty that I've read in Spin, Rolling Stone, NME,etc.. are astounding for how little I recall actually hearing the music in the last 8 years. Maybe I just haven't been listening. After digging into The Libertines and Babyshambles anthologies I've come to the conclusion that it's all good music. It's deeper, darker, and clearly on a higher level than anything you'll ever hear from The Kooks or The Artic Monkeys. It's also sloppier and not as poppy and mainstream as the aforementioned bands' music.
Babyshambles, after breaking up a few years ago, are back together and are set to release an album sometime in 2010. With Doherty clean and sober, the limits of this infamous yet celebrated icon are boundless.

Here are the key Youtube videos to watch on Doherty. My favorites are of a young Doherty in a pre-fame 1997 MTV interview standing in line to get Oasis's Be Here Now, as well as Babyshambles Killamangiro





This post was inspired by a hat.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Blur Documentary



Be on the look out for a Brian & Will Trio reunion. Documentary scheduled for release 2020.
follow me on twitter @wupsidedownw

Monday, November 23, 2009

Doo-Doo Assaults Area Prep School


Pandemonium ensued earlier today after a fecal incident left Fairfield College Preparatory School students covering faces and fleeing the school's cafeteria.

At around 10:00 AM EST, several students lounging in Prep's cafeteria noticed a strong odor coming from the area's water fountain. After quick investigation, students realized that a significant amount of "straight shit and doodoo and other gross shit" was bubbling up from the fountain drain.

The students, instead of alerting the administration, laughed uproariously as other hapless students walked by the fecal geyser. A cafeteria employee soon saw the poop as it dripped from the rim of the fountain onto the tile floor. Alerting school officials, he promptly began removing the drain sieve and plunging the pipe.

Despite the quick action, raw sewage began to flow even faster as students upstairs flushed more toilets.

Another employee grabbed a drain snake and wound the wire deep into the doodoo, but to no avail. School officials soon closed the buildings lavatories, and called the University plumbing department to assist.

While employees wiped still-wet feces from the rim of the water fountain with a rag that was probably used to clean the griddle, students reacted quickly.

"We were just sitting here when we saw shit start to come out the fountain. We were like 'No, thats not poop, just rusty water.' Then we went to go buy cookies, and it smelt like somebody took a dump on the floor, so I just got a soda instead" says an unnamed student.

Charles Inzucchi told many, "I can't remember the last time I put a dollar into a vending machine."

Latest accounts say at least two Roto-Rooter panel vans have been called to the incident, and there is talk that the school may be closed for Tuesday. Several strict codes exist in Connecticut regarding lavatory availability in schools, and with the entire sewage system for the building out of commission, classes may not be permitted to meet.

There has been no indication the incident was purposefully caused by a student, but school officials refused to comment.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Bought more jewelry, more Louis V my momma couldn't get through to me



Louis Vuitton Sunlight Sneaker. Part of 09 Winter Collection. I think they're cool as fuck.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Video for Clipse's Popular Demand ( Popeyes)



I would buy a system in my car SOLELY for the purpose of bumping this song.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Sammy "Michael Jackson" Sosa


Versus

Will's Watchtower


This new weekly addition to The Speakeasy will keep an eye on the horizon for emerging artists.


Up first is a band from down under thats not so new called Van She. The song is called Changes off their album V which was released late 2008. They also do a shit ton of remixes of popular artists such as the Klaxons, Feist, Daft Punk, and Empire of the Sun. Similar to Phoenix with that catchy pop-synth shit. Even though the song is older the artist is emerging and thats what counts so suck it.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Diarrhea blamed for Indecent Exposure, Evidence Inconclusive



A 42 year old man recently was arrested for indecent exposure in Naples, Florida, the senior citizen capital of the world. Allegedly, David Todd Napodano was exposing himself to passersby in none other than a Walmart parking lot, butt ass naked, while within the confines of his own van. Two victims of this horrid sex crime called the police, and upon their arrival, Napodano said the reason he was so starkly naked in his pedophile-van was because he was trying to clean himself up from a severe case of explosive diarrhea and had to use his underwear since he had nothing else to clean his butt. Upon official police inspection, the underwear was found with fecal stains, but not such stains that pointed to a case of 'explosive diarrhea'.

Official News-Website link here for you unbelievers

Christopher Walken is a modern Jesus

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Mike Posner

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Most people have heard of Mike Posner or have heard one of his songs at a party. He's still a senior at Duke and has been putting music out that's been listened to on a wide scale for probably about 2 years. In no way shape or form do I endorse all of his music. He's one of those artists who is like somewhat cool right now after dropping a few mixtapes but within months he will be on the charts and the ipod of every cliche Coastie chick you know playing while they pregame with wine and Strawberry-Watermelon-Splash Smirnoff coolers. This post if just to reaffirm that the Speakeasy is prophetic. If you don't know what a Coastie is watch the video

Malibu Estate & Vineyard


This Malibu Vineyard which we have driven by many times on Kanan Rd( i believe) is on the market for no less than $65 Million. Rocky Oaks Estate consists of a nearly completed Tuscan-style home, a 9,500-vine vineyard and pads for a potential helicopter landing site, guesthouse and guard gate. Perched on a ridgeline, the 9,000-square-foot house has 360-degree views. Its surrounding hillsides are filled with about 75 citrus trees, 50 fruit and nut trees, 100 avocado trees, 100 olive trees and more than 500 rosebushes. Maybe Rick Ross will buy it.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Monday Monday so good to me

Here is a track from Think About Life. Some people( fucking hipsters) won't like it because Pitchfork did a review on it but all bullshit aside it's dance/pop/ t.v on the radio/indie goodness that'll make you wanna dance.


If I left a band bigger than jesus and fell in love with a coked out Japanese artist I would express my love to her in a song that sounded like this:


here is the link for Wiz Khalifa's new mixtape. its dope. got awesome samples. If you don't download it now you'll feel left out next summer when everyone is playing it.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Pumps

Every time Ben goes out to buy a new pair of shoes he says " i want pumps" but he always settles for a cheap-ass p.o.s basketball shoe
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Here's a brief history of Pumps and what the future holds

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

I Have Lost All Faith in Humanity





Yes, that is a male.
No, it is not from another decade.

I don't think we need any other captions.

Julia (feat Kano) - The Very Best

Kano makes this track 10x better than it already was. Check it. Video via MAD DECENT

Monday, October 26, 2009

The Very Best-Warm Heart of Africa



Radioclit and Esau Mwamwaya team up to form The Very Best for an amazing album with african sounds over poppy synths and catchy leads. Warm Heart of Africa features the likes of M.I.A., Kano, and Ezra Koenig (Vampire Weekend). Check it out. The link is hard to find so get it while it still works.

The Very Best-Warm Heart of Africa

Great Music Video

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Ben Mahony Rare Footage



Here at The Speakeasy we've received some highly sought-after footage of Ben Mahony's epic fall.

Oddly enough this wasn't the first time in the riders career that a crash occurred....

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Really Kanye?



Please, Kanye, go to rehab.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Your Faith Has Got To Be Greater Than Your Fear



The track is different. it's got a light feel good pop vibe with serious lyrics. I give it an 8.5

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Assorted BBC Essential mixes



If you want 2 hours of delicious DJ sets and pop music mixed with shit you've never heard...download these Essential Mixes.
MAJOR LAZER ESSENTIAL MIX
DIPLO ESSENTIAL MIX (direct link, just right click and save as)
DAFT PUNK ESSENTIAL MIX via 1997 (also a direct download, right click)

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Guns Don't Kill People Lazers Do



If you haven't already heard of Major Lazer, you're probably dead. Major Lazer is composed of two of the greatest and accomplished producers/DJs of our day, Diplo and Switch. Both artists have done substantial work with MIA, collaborating with her to produce Paper Planes and most of her other work on both Kala and Arular. Diplos career runs far deeper than Switch's, however both combine their talent to form a dynamic electro/dancehall album full of sirens, reggae roots, and the lovely sounds of jamaican voices run through autotune. Do yourself a favor, download the album. It will change your life. Next time you need to party, throw this album on, it'll do all the hard work. Please. Download this. Here's a link. GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE LAZERS DO

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Banzai!!!!

Dog Vs Praying Mantis
Who Will Win?!?!?!?








Place Bets Now!!!!

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

JHU Student Kills Burglar with Samurai Sword


A Johns Hopkins student had his house robbed the other night and lost 2 laptops and an Xbox. Later that night he again heard a rumbling in his garage and instead of calling the police he grabbed a samurai sword and ran downstairs. With two slashes he cut off the robbers hand and then inflicted a spear laceration killing him. BADASS. His name is John Pontolillo and he hails from a place of filth ( New Jersey). The robber he killed was 49 and had just been released from jail a few days earlier. SUCKS.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Hot New Track Drake - Fear.mp3

follow the link after the eye candy

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Thursday, September 3, 2009

Great White in Malibu






This sighting was only a couple months ago and nearly made me shit my drawers...

Monday, August 24, 2009

Metallica has gone far off the deep end

Tarantino Does it Again

We've all seen Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Dusk Til Dawn, and Grindhouse. But Quentin Tarantino has bested near all his previous work with his latest picture, Inglourious Basterds.


Needless to say, fucking watch it. Not only did it contain an all-star cast, but like every great Tarantino film, Samuel L. Jackson begins to narrate key scenes for no apparent reason. The storyline was impeccable, the acting was superb (most especially Christopher Waltz, who plays Colonel Hans Landa of the Waffen SS, better known as the Jew Hunter), and the characters were well placed and developed.


Furthermore, it's liberally sprinkled with inappropriate humor, almost-out-of-place poetic scenes in the French countryside, and of course, possibly the greatest gore-effects this world has ever seen.


Every line is quotable, every character is genius, and every scene is executed flawlessly. Fucking watch it.

Bridget Von Hammersmark making merry with members of the German Heer.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Rewind to 2001 Hip Hop



i know mikey is going to bump this shit. everybody bump this shit

Friday, July 31, 2009

Playground Spill

Prep's very own (who shall remain nameless) takes a nasty playground spill into some fluid.



Funnier, of course, if you know those involved.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling 2009

I think we have a winner for right now....




A bunch of drunk Brits chasing cheese down a treacherous hill. Notice some of the rugby players acting as sandbags at the bottom for all those getting a little too eager.

Great digger at 35 seconds...

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Monday, July 27, 2009

Vick Spends first Night out of Jail at a Strip Club with Allen Iverson


Here's a great little update on Vick's first night out. Great quote in there... "The day that a man who was locked up for two years cannot go out and pay to see some lady parts is the day I no longer want to call myself an American."

Swingin Past Yo Knees


In case you need a refresher, the universe is talking to us...

http://www.bigdickplaya.com/

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Val Kilmer is the Geico Caveman


Someone beat me to the punch but as I was watching the Doors movie starring Val Kilmer (1991) I couldn't help but laugh the whole time at the fact that Kilmer looked exactly like the fucking Geico caveman. This picture doesn't really do the comparison justice but I couldn't find a one from the movie when he looks like a neanderthal with his beard grown out.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

College Humor finally becomes funny...

Project Mayhem Comes to NYC

Yall remeber when that Starbucks blew up in the upper east side like three months ago?? Well app it was some seventeen year old dood trying to recreate his own Project Mayhem. Props man- but NYC is the last place on earth i would be walking around with explosives...

Authors Series: Walter's Latest Greatest (with a mild summer influence)


In no particular order

1. Summerteeth by Wilco

2. Greetings from Asbury Park by Bruce Springsteen

3. Doolittle by the Pixies

4.The Bends by Radiohead

5. The 5th spot is a 3 way tie between:

The Life Pursuit by Belle and Sebastian
Aha Shake Heartbreak by Kings of Leon
Neon Bible and Funeral by Arcade Fire

I know. I cheated terribly and defeated the purpose of this exercise. Sue me. Sue me.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Authors Series: ALBUMS


In very particular order:

1. Harvest - Neil Young

2. One More From The Road - Lynyrd Skynyrd

3. Yankee Hotel Foxtrot - Wilco

4. Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash - The Pogues

5. Aoxomoxoa (2003 re-issue) - The Grateful Dead

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Authors Series: ALBUMS

Richard Gunn's Top 5 Albums

In No Particular Order:

1. Daft Punk - Alive 2007
2. Girl Talk - Feed the Animals
3. The Strokes - Room on Fire
4. Green Day - Nimrod
5. E-603 - Torn Up

Other Authors...please follow suit with your top five

Friday, July 10, 2009

Typical Blog Babble.


As I found myself alone in a house for over a week , I turned to films to pass the time. The first of two must see documentaries that I saw was Cocaine Cowboys, a 2006 documentary on the rise of Miami in the 1970's due entirely in part to the cocaine trade from Columbia. The documentary is extraordinary in the way that it chronicles the rise and fall of the Miami drug tradeeconomy, and culture in general. All the Vice City shit was just as real if not more fucked up than it is portrayed in Scarface and Grand Theft Auto. The cocaine culture inflated the Miami area during the times of a recession in America due to the fact that everyone had a hand in the drug trade and was buying 10 cars a year( the biggest drug dealers more) , investing in property everywhere, and the people needed banks to put their money in. The question the film leaves the viewer asking is whether all of the lives that were taken and all of the corruption that took place were worth the sky rises and the industrial boom that made the city what it is today.
The other film I watched was Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room. I don't have much to say about it other than it was truly an educational experience and that it made me feel dumb for being so clueless about all of the shit that happened in corporate America at the beginning of the new Millennium. It goes right along with what Goldman Sachs is doing to the economy right now. Although it takes a pretty extreme stance on the issue, everyone should read the article Matt Taibbi just did for Rolling Stone on the economy. Really fascinating stuff. Here it is.
The last documentary I watched was Ashes of American Flags. Its a new film on Wilco. It really doesn't compare to I am Trying to Break Your Heart in terms of content. The performances are mesmerizing, as one would expect from Wilco but there really aren't enough interviews. It just barely touches on a ton of interesting topics like the background of bassist John Stirratt and how his entire family background is grounded in music in the New Orleans area, or how the band has really seen the Midwest changing in terms of small town life revolving around Walmart, or how talented Glenn Kotche and Nels Cline really are at their crafts. However it fails to go in depth on any of the topics raised. I would save the money or time you would take to watch this and direct it towards going to see Wilco live in concert.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Between Two Ferns

Awkwardly funny skits from Funny or Die with Zach Galifianakis

Look its ben, but hes not so gay...


Jake Gyllnhal and Tobey Mcguire aka ben are in a new movie- looks alright. They def went up a few points for not casting ben as the typical dork but rather a badass crazy marine who goes psycho.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Facts of Life (Part 1)



Ok. My Independence Day is winding down so I figured I'd take some time and spit some TRUE FACTS at y'all.

First: You can't eat Crocs. The whole reason why the footwear product became popular was because middle schoolers were like " Holy shit. OMFG how cool is this?! A shoe you can eat!!!". Crocs were actually designed for people who owned yachts and sailboats. I looked it up on their website. You can't actually eat them.

Second: I live in California and the Internet sucks. Plain and simple the South Park episode where everyone headed Californi Way to find themselves some internet was fabricated. I know......I feel terribly misled as well. South Park is usually dead on with their plot lines matching up with reality.

Wilco album review on the way.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

AMERICA...FUCK YEAH




WERE HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHA FUCKIN DAYYYahhh

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Michael Jackson 1958-2009



Lets be perfectly honest. For the last decade, unless you read those incredibly stupid tabloids in the supermarket checkouts, Michael Jackson has been completely irrelevant. In no way am I trying to take away from the mans career but I think the media frenzy is a little absurb. Maybe I just expected a different reaction. Everyone is just in complete and utter shock over his "sudden" passing but I don't understand it. Sure he has influenced every pop artist EVER as well as generations of people, but he had really turned into a joke. His appearance alone should have been an indicator that he was well on his way to his death. It's not like the comeback he was about to attempt was going to launch him back into the center of the music world. The real tragedy here isn't the death of Michael Jackson on June 25th 2009, but the Michael Jackson who died in the mid 90's. The skin bleaching and the noise jobs are a travesty and a product of the darkest side of the Pop Industry. The child molestation charges and the baby dangling are different issues he had that are just plain bizarre. I think to sum it up his former wife Lisa Marie Presley has said it best: "A predicted ending by him, by loved ones and by me, but what I didn't predict was how much it was going to hurt when it finally happened."

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Academy to Expand Nominations


The Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Science announced this morning that the best picture catagory with be expanded to include ten nominations, increased from five. This catagory is the only one effected and its doubtful that much will change because if a film isnt good enough to make the top five then its certainly not going to win if its barely slides into a 10th place spot in the nomination. bleh.
In other news, Perez Hilton is a FGGT and deserved the beatn that Will.I.Am gave him. End of story. Disagree with me or the Gary Busey Clan? Didn't think so.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Go ahead and try to avoid Phoenix


A French band started in an affluent suburb of Versailles, in the same culture that produced late-'90s bands such as Air and Daft Punk. They have been Air's backing band for the last ten years. They're invading the U.S full force now with their new album Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix. Real catchy and good summer tunes.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Flea's House For Sale


Here's a link to the real estate website that's selling Flea's $14,000,000 home in Malibu. Its on two acres of land, which to Californians is like living on your own prairie, has direct access to a private beach, and has two guest houses. Check out the pictures at http://www.redhotchiliocean.com/

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Jim Calhoun is a Golden God

Jim Calhoun, decesdent of Zeus himself, recently entered a charity bicycle race for cancer awarness in Farmington CT. Jim, having been stricken with cancer thrice himself, has fought an epic battle against the disese each time-(notwithstanding his three final four apperances and two national titles in his career).
During mile 12 of the 50 mile race, he fell (obviously a enraged Michigan State fan pushed him in the heat of the moment) and managed to break 5 ribs. Not only did he get up, but he finished the whole race. He was hospitilized after collapsing upon finishing the race due to dehydration.
Cheers, Jim Calhoun, for being a real man.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Monday, June 8, 2009

Brett Michaels Failing



Freakin Brett Michaels. Nobody cares. Esp your stage manager. just die already.

Friday, June 5, 2009

I couldn't wait any longer to post this

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Thursday, June 4, 2009

Killed: Bill


David Carradine: 1936-2009

The award winning actor, most notable for his role in the popular television series Kung-Fu, was found dead Wednesday morning.

Cause of death appeared to be self-induced strangulation; he was discovered naked hanging from his neck in a closet.

The actor was well known for his work in martial arts motion pictures, starring alongside Chuck Norris, as well as the recent Kill Bill series. Additionally, he hosted the popular History Channel series "Wild West Tech", a favorite of the author's.

While he appeared to have committed suicide, we all known Uma Thurman executed the crazy five point "insta-cardiac-arrest-after-walking" maneuver, but only after her daughter was put to bed.

Carradine would have been survived by his brother Budd (aka Sidewinder) but he met his demise with a black mamba and a bag full of cash.

Nevertheless, the world loses a great actor.

Beat ya to it.


Cant belive i beat you to this post Richard Gunn.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Pearl Jam on The Tonight Show

Pearl Jam rocked as the first musical act on the new Tonight Show with Conan.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Horse Contest

The only way for a white man to win in basketball.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Oklahoma State Trooper Brawls with Paramedic

Outrageous.


Paramedic's statements here:
Maurice White (Assaulted EMT)
http://static.ktul.com/documents/emtstatement_0509.pdf

Paul Franks (Driver)
http://static.ktul.com/documents/franksstatement_0509.pdf

Monday, May 25, 2009

Ex-Wilco Member Dead at 45


The man that helped write and produce so many great Wilco albums with Jeff Tweedy is dead. Anyone who has seen the documentary I am Trying to Break Your Heart witnessed Jay Bennett's genius and his insanity. He was kicked out of the band shortly after Yankee Hotel Foxtrot was recorded. Bennett, age 45, was found dead in his sleep last night. He was a songwriter, lyricist and producer. On his relationship with Tweedy Bennett once said "We would write songs, talk about plans or emotions or share things. We had similar emotional issues, psychological issues, the anxiety attacks. We helped each other and learned from each other.”
New Wilco album out June 30th.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Farts vs. Queefs

In the battle between farts and queefs, only one can be crowned champion...

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Bubb Rub and Lil Sis

No blog is complete without them.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

"As you think, So shall you become"

Watching that last post was like jerking off to homosexual spiders or caterpillars go at it. I don't even know. Lets just say that after I watched this video, Ben Mahony should feel lucky he no longer lives with me.

Monday, May 18, 2009

-Finally a trailer for The Road-

At long last, we have the first trailer for The Road, John Hillcoat’s (The Proposition) adaptation of Cormac McCarthy’s pulitzer prize-winning novel, starring Viggo Mortensen and Charlize Theron.  McCarthy also wrote No Country for Old Men and Blood Meridian, and critics have often described his work as “gnarly as f*ck.”

The Road is the epic post-apocalyptic tale of a journey taken by a father and his young son across a barren landscape that was blasted by an unnamed cataclysm that destroyed civilization and most life on earth

It opens in October, and my guess is that it’s going to be pretty good.  For one thing, no one can look like the survivor of an apocalyptic event like Viggo.  For another, skulls mounted on sticks in the trailer.  Think about it, have you ever seen a movie that had skulls mounted sticks in the trailer that wasn’t awesome?  Is the answer yes?  Congratulations, you’re a liar.

Sorry i couldnt figure out how to embed this gay media player.

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/first-trailer-for-the-road#more-13688

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Bas Rutten




Everybody underestimates the kick to da groin

Friday, May 15, 2009

Finals Have Arrived



















... And we're all pretty much fucked.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Muay Thai Midget Boxing

Best Week Ever

In the past week both Cassie, Puff Daddy's girl, and Rihanna had nude pics released.  They were "stolen" from computers or phones or something.  For both hoodrats and young pubescent white boys in suburbia it was a dream come true.  We saw pierced nipples and even a kitten.( meow).  This wouldn't be a big deal in Europe because their celebrities serve as both pop musicians and porn stars at the same time (http://www.fhm.com/girls/covergirls/clara-morgane)  

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Boys On Wheels



Contemplated not posting this, but.....

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Long Exposure Shot


some dude shot a 30 minute long exposure of his little roomba cleaning the carpet. pretty sick.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Saturday = Extreme Sports Day




Get off your ass and take a lesson from the late great Dan Osman...




-Pain is temporary...Pride is Forever
E.A.R.N. I.T.

Get Extreme!!!

Friday, May 8, 2009

Eminem on German TVTotal

It's not my turn to post but I found this video hilarious. After forcing Eminem to freestyle to some absurb German song the ridiculous host teaches him how to swear in German( be sure to flip to the 8:40 mark)  Gotta love those fucking Europeans.