A 42 year old man recently was arrested for indecent exposure in Naples, Florida, the senior citizen capital of the world. Allegedly, David Todd Napodano was exposing himself to passersby in none other than a Walmart parking lot, butt ass naked, while within the confines of his own van. Two victims of this horrid sex crime called the police, and upon their arrival, Napodano said the reason he was so starkly naked in his pedophile-van was because he was trying to clean himself up from a severe case of explosive diarrhea and had to use his underwear since he had nothing else to clean his butt. Upon official police inspection, the underwear was found with fecal stains, but not such stains that pointed to a case of 'explosive diarrhea'.
Official News-Website link here for you unbelievers
No comments:
Post a Comment