Blur Documentary

Be on the look out for a Brian & Will Trio reunion. Documentary scheduled for release 2020.
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Doo-Doo Assaults Area Prep School

Pandemonium ensued earlier today after a fecal incident left Fairfield College Preparatory School students covering faces and fleeing the school's cafeteria.

At around 10:00 AM EST, several students lounging in Prep's cafeteria noticed a strong odor coming from the area's water fountain. After quick investigation, students realized that a significant amount of "straight shit and doodoo and other gross shit" was bubbling up from the fountain drain.

The students, instead of alerting the administration, laughed uproariously as other hapless students walked by the fecal geyser. A cafeteria employee soon saw the poop as it dripped from the rim of the fountain onto the tile floor. Alerting school officials, he promptly began removing the drain sieve and plunging the pipe.

Despite the quick action, raw sewage began to flow even faster as students upstairs flushed more toilets.

Another employee grabbed a drain snake and wound the wire deep into the doodoo, but to no avail. School officials soon closed the buildings lavatories, and called the University plumbing department to assist.

While employees wiped still-wet feces from the rim of the water fountain with a rag that was probably used to clean the griddle, students reacted quickly.

"We were just sitting here when we saw shit start to come out the fountain. We were like 'No, thats not poop, just rusty water.' Then we went to go buy cookies, and it smelt like somebody took a dump on the floor, so I just got a soda instead" says an unnamed student.

Charles Inzucchi told many, "I can't remember the last time I put a dollar into a vending machine."

Latest accounts say at least two Roto-Rooter panel vans have been called to the incident, and there is talk that the school may be closed for Tuesday. Several strict codes exist in Connecticut regarding lavatory availability in schools, and with the entire sewage system for the building out of commission, classes may not be permitted to meet.

There has been no indication the incident was purposefully caused by a student, but school officials refused to comment.

Lyrics to go

Bought more jewelry, more Louis V my momma couldn't get through to me

Louis Vuitton Sunlight Sneaker. Part of 09 Winter Collection. I think they're cool as fuck.

Video for Clipse's Popular Demand ( Popeyes)

I would buy a system in my car SOLELY for the purpose of bumping this song.

Sammy "Michael Jackson" Sosa

Versus

Will's Watchtower

This new weekly addition to The Speakeasy will keep an eye on the horizon for emerging artists.


Up first is a band from down under thats not so new called Van She. The song is called Changes off their album V which was released late 2008. They also do a shit ton of remixes of popular artists such as the Klaxons, Feist, Daft Punk, and Empire of the Sun. Similar to Phoenix with that catchy pop-synth shit. Even though the song is older the artist is emerging and thats what counts so suck it.

Diarrhea blamed for Indecent Exposure, Evidence Inconclusive

A 42 year old man recently was arrested for indecent exposure in Naples, Florida, the senior citizen capital of the world. Allegedly, David Todd Napodano was exposing himself to passersby in none other than a Walmart parking lot, butt ass naked, while within the confines of his own van. Two victims of this horrid sex crime called the police, and upon their arrival, Napodano said the reason he was so starkly naked in his pedophile-van was because he was trying to clean himself up from a severe case of explosive diarrhea and had to use his underwear since he had nothing else to clean his butt. Upon official police inspection, the underwear was found with fecal stains, but not such stains that pointed to a case of 'explosive diarrhea'.

Official News-Website link here for you unbelievers

Christopher Walken is a modern Jesus

Mike Posner

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Most people have heard of Mike Posner or have heard one of his songs at a party. He's still a senior at Duke and has been putting music out that's been listened to on a wide scale for probably about 2 years. In no way shape or form do I endorse all of his music. He's one of those artists who is like somewhat cool right now after dropping a few mixtapes but within months he will be on the charts and the ipod of every cliche Coastie chick you know playing while they pregame with wine and Strawberry-Watermelon-Splash Smirnoff coolers. This post if just to reaffirm that the Speakeasy is prophetic. If you don't know what a Coastie is watch the video

Malibu Estate & Vineyard

This Malibu Vineyard which we have driven by many times on Kanan Rd( i believe) is on the market for no less than $65 Million. Rocky Oaks Estate consists of a nearly completed Tuscan-style home, a 9,500-vine vineyard and pads for a potential helicopter landing site, guesthouse and guard gate. Perched on a ridgeline, the 9,000-square-foot house has 360-degree views. Its surrounding hillsides are filled with about 75 citrus trees, 50 fruit and nut trees, 100 avocado trees, 100 olive trees and more than 500 rosebushes. Maybe Rick Ross will buy it.

Monday Monday so good to me

Here is a track from Think About Life. Some people( fucking hipsters) won't like it because Pitchfork did a review on it but all bullshit aside it's dance/pop/ t.v on the radio/indie goodness that'll make you wanna dance.


If I left a band bigger than jesus and fell in love with a coked out Japanese artist I would express my love to her in a song that sounded like this:


here is the link for Wiz Khalifa's new mixtape. its dope. got awesome samples. If you don't download it now you'll feel left out next summer when everyone is playing it.