Drank, the antithesis of Sparks

Drank is a new anti energy drink that is sure to “slow your roll” .  Sipping on this purple syrup which is infused with melatonin, valerian root and rose hips will give it a sedating effect on the user.  I can’t wait to try this at the Nightclub and Bar Convetion this upcoming week. What do yall think?///

The Oscars were Last Night

BEST PICTURE
“Slumdog Millionaire” 

LEAD ACTOR
Sean Penn in “Milk” - Stupid, everthing in that movie was expected, no surprises, i.e. not a challenging role. Mickey should have won it hands down.

LEAD ACTRESS
Kate Winslet in " The Reader” 

DIRECTOR
Danny Boyle for “Slumdog Millionaire” 

FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
“Departures” - not happy with this choice, that Israeli movie was was better

SUPPORTING ACTOR
Heath Ledger in “The Dark Knight” 

SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Penelope Cruz in “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” 

Kinda was looking foward to watching it, but I went to the bar and fell asleep at 630. Oh well. Theres always next year.

New Camera

Just ordered a Nikon D80, what do yall think?

h8 it?

<3. it?

Which is better, Nikon or Canon???

i blame consumer america for me wanting a strong prsnl brand.

h8 u consumer america

Facebook is going to exploit you

It appears in the wake of global attention and outcry, Facebook has reverted back to the previous Terms of Service. Phew, now we can all go back to sending each other digital cupcakes without Big Brother watching us. This is a temporary move until Facebook can draft a new Terms of Service that addresses the users' concerns.

-These are the Terms of Service changes that made headlines everywhere:

"You hereby grant Facebook an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, transferable, fully paid, worldwide license (with the right to sublicense) to (a) use, copy, publish, stream, store, retain, publicly perform or display, transmit, scan, reformat, modify, edit, frame, translate, excerpt, adapt, create derivative works and distribute (through multiple tiers), any User Content you (i) Post on or in connection with the Facebook Service or the promotion thereof subject only to your privacy settings or (ii) enable a user to Post, including by offering a Share Link on your website and (b) to use your name, likeness and image for any purpose, including commercial or advertising, each of (a) and (b) on or in connection with the Facebook Service or the promotion thereof."

And the real kick in the pants was the removal of several key sentences towards the end of the paragraph:

"You may remove your User Content from the Site at any time. If you choose to remove your User Content, the license granted above will automatically expire, however you acknowledge that the Company may retain archived copies of your User Content."

Furthermore:

"The following sections will survive any termination of your use of the Facebook Service: Prohibited Conduct, User Content, Your Privacy Practices, Gift Credits, Ownership; Proprietary Rights, Licenses, Submissions, User Disputes; Complaints, Indemnity, General Disclaimers, Limitation on Liability, Termination and Changes to the Facebook Service, Arbitration, Governing Law; Venue and Jurisdiction and Other."

Initially, Zuckerberg responded to the protests by saying, "In reality, we wouldn't share your information in a way you wouldn't want." As we all know, there's reality, and then there's lawyers. His "philoshopy" was benign, but was not reflected in the legal language. It's good to see it now will be, and that Facebook has made clear their intent to move towards a policy that more explicitly safeguards the copyrights and privacies of its users.

Make sure you never upload anything you don't feel comfortable giving away forever, because it's Facebook's now.

Do you believe this is real?

Captured on the Dance Jumbotron at the Celtics game, dude totally rocks out to Bon Jovi. Is it real though??

Superman vs. Kryptonite

We all know African Americans true kryptonite.........Crack Cocaine!!!!!!

But seriously Dwight Howard should have won this, first try off the side of the backboard? C'mon even I can't get that every time. Hats off to nate though , the guy is only 5'9 and has a vertical leap of 43.5 inches. Really puts 6'1 Richard Gun's gravity defying ups to shame.

T-Pain is the best thing to hit the rap industry

In these tough economic times, its comforting to know that T-Pain and his supplementry vocals will always be there for us

Friday Free For All

Problems in South Bend

Looks like the family is stirring up trouble again.

50 Cent is a Piece of Shit

Khaled is a faggot but you can't kill his mother because he says " We The Best" every time he opens his mouth. Ricky Ross is a fraud because he claims to be the biggest drug dealer the world has ever known plus he's a fat shit in a very un-Biggy kind of way. He was also a corrections officer which is so lame when it comes to HIP HOP status. 50 is really rich but he's an dilusional egomaniac who should stop attempting to make music and just sell vitamin water.

C'mon S.I.

I know Sports Illustrated goes for a wide variety of models but....Since when is one of Satan's own spawn, a soul sucking ginger classified as sexy? I'd rather eat my own face then jerk it to "it". It's listed interests are included as stealing souls and very dark places. S.I. needs a disclaimer for every innocent soul lost while reading this years edition. Run for your lives her crotch is on fire !!!

UPDATE: It Was Just a Pakistani Guy

Apparently there was no celebrity driving the White Bentley Continental that led LAPD on a 40 mph chase through the entirety of LA county yesterday. It was merely a man whom the coroners office confirmed was a resident of Illinois, most likely Chicago. His name is Mustafa Mustafa and was very successful business man. He was apparently distraught over his recent loss in his job or company as well as the alleged armed assault upon his girlfriend, which is my the fuzz was chasing him in the first place. Well that's it, not really that exciting, it was pretty cool here in LA watching Chris Brown get chased down, then have Rihanna come up to his car where he stopped in the middle of the road leaving all the residents of LA on their toes for another hour, and then proceed to shoot himself in the head. But it wasn't him. And it was DJ Khaled either. So it wasn't that crazy, just some rich guy who went crazy and shot himself on live TV. KTLA and NBC.LA are all pussies though and they didn't even zoom in on the action. So that's a picture of the dude who blew his brains out for the entertainment of a bunch of people from Los Angeles. Sorry for wasting your time in this post...

Chris Brown DJ KHALED is the new DEAD OJ Simpson

11:50 PM PST - Chris Brown DJ KHALED has been in a car chase with the LAPD for the last 2 hours. Live on KTLA is his white Bentley Continental parked/stopped now on the street of Universal City in Los Angeles surrounded by 5-0 cruisers and ghetto-birds. Some crazy bitch (cough...Rihanna) cough again...actually just a crazy bitch walked up to the car and said something, C-B KHALED popped the trunk, blocking any police view then she walked the fuck away. And thats it. This is pretty boring actually because it might not be Chris Brown probably is DJ Khaled. UPDATE: He most likely shot himself or was DOA when the Super Whack Attack Team smashed the passenger window in a rush with guns drawn, then one minute later calmly opened the driver door, guns down, where said DJ still had not moved from. 4 hours for that? No guns? No explosions? Not even a car crash? Damn I even owe someone lunch now because I lost a bet to this "chase."

RUCKUS IS DEAD

AP- Thousands gathered to parade past the last resting place of RUCKUS, the revolutionary college music sharing program. Officials said late last night the program likely died of a massive stroke, after battling terminal legalitis for several months.

The public mourned, while keynote celebrities offered their tear-stained farewells. RZA, a prominent member of the Wu-Tang clan, had this to say, "RAISE THE MUTHAFUCKIN RUCKUS".

The RUCKUS family could not be reached for comment.

The Grammys Were Last Night

My fav preformance of the night

Despite all the drama, aka Chris Brown wailing on Rihanna just hours before the Grammys and being booked on felony battery charges, the Grammys happened. Kinda surprised///shocked at some of the winners.

Did not expect Robert Plant w/ Alison Krauss to win 5 Grammys

Def happy Coldplay won Song of the Year, Best Rock Album, and Daft Punk with their Best Dance Recording- "Harder Better Faster Stronger", and best Electronic/Dance Album Alive 2007. Much props.

Metallica came away with a Best Metal Preformance, but their so 2k3 now.

Even Radiohead walked away with Best Alternative Music Album In Rainbows.

As for Lil Wayne and Kanye- I'll leave it to Richard Gun to comment and give the West Coast side of the story.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, there are just too many categories (110). Nobody cares about the best Engineered/Produced Tejano Album

Check out full winner list http://www.grammy.com/grammy_awards/51st_show/list.aspx

Why You Should Have a "Man-Crush" on Christian Bale

This is Christian Bale freaking the fuck out on some lighting pawn on the set of Terminator: Salvation. This is what everyone wants to see Christian Bale finally do, say "fuck" 37 times in less than 4 minutes. It's almost like his real life personality in this clip is a compilation of all his best characters in his films. If you don't already have a man-crush on Bale, listen to the way he says "SHUT THE FUCK UP BRUCE" in all of his Welsh/British/Americanized glory.

The Dentist is Fun

Kid is outa his mind. Imagine how screwed up his life will become now that he's tasted a tiny bit of the wonderful world of narcotics.

Marcus Tracy to Play Soccer in Europe

Marcus Tracy, who won the Hermann Trophy as the nation’s top college soccer player, officially joined theDanish side Aalborg BK on Thursday, the club announced on its Web site.

Tracy, the 22-year-old striker from Wake Forest University, signed a three-year contract with the defending Danish Superliga champion, and will wear the number 19. A big, skillful player, Tracy was expected to be a top pick in the Major League Soccer draft, which is going on today in St. Louis, but he turned down the league’s last contract offer and skipped the M.L.S. Combine. 

He hails from Newtown Conn., and his skills are thought to be a product of having exceptionally phenomenal, bright, humorous, well-hung, perfectly constructed neighbors in his backyard.