STREET BONERS

STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE is a website/blog/online magazine type thing. It is the product of Derrick Beckles, the TV CARNAGE creator, and Gavin McInnes, the STREET BONERS creator. McInnes is also the genius behind our favorite hipster douchebag yuppie artsy faggy angsty williamsburgish magazine, VICE, straight oot oof Canada. McInnes recently left Vice to create this online adventure. This website is the epitome of entertainment, but also a fountain of knowledge. With such blog entries like "Voting is so gay", "Dearest Poo Poo", "Dear You: What's the Deal with Lesbians?", and "How to Buy Crack in North Philly." Each entry is painfully amusing and shameless. There is nothing that the authors will not write about or expose. One of my own favorite segments is what is called "Wasted Pushups" in which one of the authors will consume alcohol, legal drugs, illegal drugs, or combinations of each, and then proceed to do pushups while under the influence. So far the substances covered have been Crack, Heroin, Amyl Nitrate, Ketamine, Couch Syrup, a combo of Beer, Weed, and Coke, and he has also done pushups stone cold sober, and hungover. It is unbelivvably hilarious but also extremely eye-opening, as it is not very often that your typical well-behaved white kid gets to see someone do Amyl Nitrate poppers, or shoot dope, or even smoke crack. Here is the link for Coke, Beer, and Weed together, as well as a second video of Salvia pushups. WASTED PUSHUPS STREETCARNAGE

So check that out, read the other entries, check out the TV CARNAGE section, or you can even buy shit online.