Exhibit A: Britney Spears
You see her face every day in a new tabloid, shocking and breaking news revealing her personal secrets. Some say this is wrong, they say society is not giving Britney the respect she deserves. After all, who could possibly deserve the scorn, derision, and flat out humiliation that she receives on a daily basis?
One name springs instantly to mind: Britney Spears.
Thats right, she deserves it all. Why? Because she's still going, thats why. After years out of the spotlight (or at least the one that doesn't show the love handles) she is still making money. Even worse, she's still making headlines.
You see, in the late 1990's, when you saw Britney come on to the screen, you didn't really like it. But you knew, and TRL was quick to remind you during the video, that 13 year old girls across the Mid-Western United States were in absolute adoration of Britney.
But years have passed. It's been near a decade since she came into the public eye. And she continues to be of major importance in our daily lives.
Now, I don't necessarily hate her. Well, yes, I do, but thats besides the point. I'm simply astounded that she continues her shallow life of daily 'image changes', child abuse, and an appreciation for white trash males.
And society has yet to really hate on her. Sure, there was the baby in her lap, there was K-Fed and all that fallout, but society still has a soft-spot for her. We all slap our knee when the evening news comes on.
"Aw, what is that Britney up to this time? Gather round kids, let's listen in!"
I say it's high time she shuts the hell up, spends the remainder of her squandered money on some high rise apartment in LA, and lives off her money the rest of her life. I'm tired of her polluting my tabloids.
Her time has come and gone, and she is an unwelcome guest in my publications.
And Richard Gun can suck my balls.
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