Friday, October 17, 2008

Mark Wahlberg is a bitch. Plain and simple.


Mark Wahlberg was on Jimmy Kimmel last night and had nothing nice to say about Andy Sandbergs' impression of him on SNL. Suffice it to say, Mark- or should I just refer to him as tough guy?- is a first class bitch and doesn't deserve the fame he's had for doing piss poor excuses for films.

Let me clarify, he's an awful, one-note actor that picks only tough guys roles in movies (because that's the only way he'll be respected as an original gangsta in a world full of hippies). It doesn't hurt that produces for HBO (Entourage) and never ever ever lets us forget about it. In short, boycott Mark Wahlberg.

Why? Because fuck him, that's why.

5 comments:

Richard Gun said...

its andy samberg you simp. not adam. and mark wahlberg is an awesome actor. he did boogie nights. BOOGIE NIGHTS.

Daniel Plainview said...

whoops
srry there all jewish to me

Anonymous said...

lil richards right mark wahlberg's a straight G

Neill said...

Unfortunately, they let Marky Mark come on SNL and continue to perpetrate the tough-guy act.

Anonymous said...

I second that sir. Mark Walbergh is a punk bitch who grew up beating up people based on racial stereotypes. (Wikipedia him and read anything about his "tough guy past"). He tried to make something out of himself being a "tough guy rapper" as Marky Mark which turned into a flaming pile of shit. Anybody here who says "OMG HAY I LOVED MARKEY MARK" can get fucked because Mr. Walhberg has spent his entire "film career" trying to pretend that Marky Mark never happened. He got extremely lucky with Boogie Nights an the Depearted, but top notch great actors have done worse. He's a dick who doesn't deserve the success he has achieved. And lastly, if you have any respect for yourself and the music you have been influenced by of the past 10 years, you will harken to the words of Eminem. Eminem, who is one of the undisputed key players in influencing our culture in art and mentality based on his raw talent. And what has he done? Punked the shit out of Walhberg every chance he gets. So, I say this in conclusion:

Fuck Mark Walbherg and his bitch tough guy act and bitch tough guy music, producing, and acting career.

I'm done :)