OJ Simpson was actually convicted of all 12 charges brought against him and 5 five other men for holding up 2 sports memorabilia collectors in Las Vegas. Exactly 13 years after he was cleared of slaughtering his wife, Simpson was finally found guilty of kidnapping, assualt, robery, and criminal conspiracy, amongst other wholesome charges. Today will be marked forever as a day upon which the sun rises in the west, fish climb trees, and when chicken have teeth. Oh yeah, also as a day when Justice is served and America's favorite murderer gets locked up.
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somewhere in LA, six feet under Johnnie Cochran is yelling, "It does not make sense!!".
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