Monday, August 16, 2010

The Semen Bandit Strikes Again!





AP- Earlier today, campus police at the United States Merchant Marine Academy arrived on-scene to begin investigation of another grue murder-rape, apparently committed by the now infamous Semen Bandit.








The scene was littered with the Bandit's calling card, sigils of phallic dismemberment and garbled, lewd phrases.








The incident marks the first time since late May that the Bandit has struck in the Northeast, and quells the communities hopes that he had finally ended his cruel and disgusting streak of sex crimes.








Police have no evidence other than the writing and copious amounts of donated 'essence'.

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