Thursday, June 4, 2009

Killed: Bill


David Carradine: 1936-2009

The award winning actor, most notable for his role in the popular television series Kung-Fu, was found dead Wednesday morning.

Cause of death appeared to be self-induced strangulation; he was discovered naked hanging from his neck in a closet.

The actor was well known for his work in martial arts motion pictures, starring alongside Chuck Norris, as well as the recent Kill Bill series. Additionally, he hosted the popular History Channel series "Wild West Tech", a favorite of the author's.

While he appeared to have committed suicide, we all known Uma Thurman executed the crazy five point "insta-cardiac-arrest-after-walking" maneuver, but only after her daughter was put to bed.

Carradine would have been survived by his brother Budd (aka Sidewinder) but he met his demise with a black mamba and a bag full of cash.

Nevertheless, the world loses a great actor.

1 comment:

Daniel Plainview said...

true but sad nonetheless. he was a great actor.