Have a Lovely Week.

HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH BRIAN!

Oklahoma State Trooper Brawls with Paramedic

Outrageous.


Paramedic's statements here:
Maurice White (Assaulted EMT)
http://static.ktul.com/documents/emtstatement_0509.pdf

Paul Franks (Driver)
http://static.ktul.com/documents/franksstatement_0509.pdf

Ex-Wilco Member Dead at 45

The man that helped write and produce so many great Wilco albums with Jeff Tweedy is dead. Anyone who has seen the documentary I am Trying to Break Your Heart witnessed Jay Bennett's genius and his insanity. He was kicked out of the band shortly after Yankee Hotel Foxtrot was recorded. Bennett, age 45, was found dead in his sleep last night. He was a songwriter, lyricist and producer. On his relationship with Tweedy Bennett once said "We would write songs, talk about plans or emotions or share things. We had similar emotional issues, psychological issues, the anxiety attacks. We helped each other and learned from each other.”
New Wilco album out June 30th.

The Ultimate Lax Brah

Farts vs. Queefs

In the battle between farts and queefs, only one can be crowned champion...

Bubb Rub and Lil Sis

No blog is complete without them.

"As you think, So shall you become"

Watching that last post was like jerking off to homosexual spiders or caterpillars go at it. I don't even know. Lets just say that after I watched this video, Ben Mahony should feel lucky he no longer lives with me.

The Coolest Thing EVAR!!!!11!!!11!!1!!one!!!!1oneone!!!!1!!

Galactic Center of Milky Way Rises over Texas Star Party from William Castleman on Vimeo.

-Finally a trailer for The Road-

At long last, we have the first trailer for The Road, John Hillcoat’s (The Proposition) adaptation of Cormac McCarthy’s pulitzer prize-winning novel, starring Viggo Mortensen and Charlize Theron.  McCarthy also wrote No Country for Old Men and Blood Meridian, and critics have often described his work as “gnarly as f*ck.”

The Road is the epic post-apocalyptic tale of a journey taken by a father and his young son across a barren landscape that was blasted by an unnamed cataclysm that destroyed civilization and most life on earth

It opens in October, and my guess is that it’s going to be pretty good.  For one thing, no one can look like the survivor of an apocalyptic event like Viggo.  For another, skulls mounted on sticks in the trailer.  Think about it, have you ever seen a movie that had skulls mounted sticks in the trailer that wasn’t awesome?  Is the answer yes?  Congratulations, you’re a liar.

Sorry i couldnt figure out how to embed this gay media player.

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/first-trailer-for-the-road#more-13688

Bas Rutten

Everybody underestimates the kick to da groin

Finals Have Arrived

... And we're all pretty much fucked.

Muay Thai Midget Boxing

Best Week Ever

In the past week both Cassie, Puff Daddy's girl, and Rihanna had nude pics released.  They were "stolen" from computers or phones or something.  For both hoodrats and young pubescent white boys in suburbia it was a dream come true.  We saw pierced nipples and even a kitten.( meow).  This wouldn't be a big deal in Europe because their celebrities serve as both pop musicians and porn stars at the same time (http://www.fhm.com/girls/covergirls/clara-morgane)  

Boys On Wheels

Contemplated not posting this, but.....

Long Exposure Shot

some dude shot a 30 minute long exposure of his little roomba cleaning the carpet. pretty sick.

http://signaltheorist.com/?p=91 

Saturday = Extreme Sports Day

Get off your ass and take a lesson from the late great Dan Osman...




-Pain is temporary...Pride is Forever
E.A.R.N. I.T.

Get Extreme!!!

Eminem on German TVTotal

It's not my turn to post but I found this video hilarious. After forcing Eminem to freestyle to some absurb German song the ridiculous host teaches him how to swear in German( be sure to flip to the 8:40 mark)  Gotta love those fucking Europeans.  

The Semen Bandit

Lame

Last night the big whoop on WWTDD was that Kiefer Sutherland head butted a gay fashion designer for assaulting Brooke Shields. Today we found out that Sutherland is just a drunk that hates queers. So........ I figured that pictures of my trip to the pet store today would be more exciting than any other nonsense.

We All Have Duties and Obligations in Life...

...but sometimes shit happens.

We all have duties and obligations in life and posting on The Speakeasy once a week is one of them.