Sunday, March 29, 2009
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Thursday, March 19, 2009
American Idol Might Be Fixed
Although American Idol prides itself being able to pluck a singer out of obscurity and make them a star through weekly competition, it turns out this year's winners may have already been secretly chosen by the show's producers. Oh, my! How scandalous! New York Daily News reports: The female "AI" worker told a “group of people that the last four are going to be Danny Gokey, Lil Rounds, Adam Lambert and Alexis Grace," said our insider. Asked if this was opinion or actual fact, the staffer vehemently retorted, "Those ARE the people," saying it wasn’t mere speculation. If it was just her prediction, she’d be spot-on with this week’s TV Guide, which also chose those exact four wanna-be crooners as its picks for stardom. But the lass took it a step further, claiming that higher-ups at the hit Fox show were taking an issue with two of the top contenders. “Adam Lambert and Lil Rounds are better singers and musicians than Gokey and Grace, but they’re too much like past winners and 'A' successes," the woman said. "Adam’s too close in style and sound to Chris Daughtry, while Lil Rounds is a dead ringer for Fantasia. Even their background stories are similar! "The producers really want it to be Danny or Alexis. They think they’re very commercially viable, have a good image and a great story."I don't know, I'm kinda not buying this. If they're so worried about image, why did Kelly Clarkson win? Her image should be on breakfast sausages not album covers.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
GRR, RETARDED FIGHT CLUB!
Seven employees at a Texas imbecile asylum (that’s what they’re called nowadays, right?) have been suspended for allegedly staging a retard fight club.
“Corpus Christi Police Captain Tim Wilson says the fight clubs were uncovered when someone gave an off-duty police officer a cell phone containing videos of fights at the Corpus Christi State School. Wilson says the videos show mentally disabled adult clients punching, shoving, and striking each other while the employees watch.” [Breitbart]
“Authorities say vivid video footage captured on cellphone cameras shows staffers goading young mentally disabled male residents of the institution into physical altercations, then shoving them at each other until fights ensued.”[DallasNews both via /Film]
I think any type of fighting, even dueling, is acceptable as long as both parties are willing combatants. And if no one’s being forced to fight, there’s nothing wrong with wanting to watch. With retarded people it’s a tough call. It’s hard to say whether they have the mental capacity necessary to know what they’re getting themselves into. Plus, it’s hard to get them to sit still long enough to attach the blades to their forelimbs.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Monday, March 2, 2009
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Where are they now? Fred Durst
he hit two people with his car while driving drunk in Orange County, CA. However, his new film, starring John Ritters son, doesn't look that bad (see it here http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/theeducationofcharliebanks) Durst also had a sex tape "leaked" in 2005 with him having sex with a 20 year old Abercrombie model.( I'm not going to post the link to it but you are definitely going to look it up) He's 38 years old now which is really weird.