Lame

Last night the big whoop on WWTDD was that Kiefer Sutherland head butted a gay fashion designer for assaulting Brooke Shields. Today we found out that Sutherland is just a drunk that hates queers. So........ I figured that pictures of my trip to the pet store today would be more exciting than any other nonsense.

We All Have Duties and Obligations in Life...

...but sometimes shit happens.

We all have duties and obligations in life and posting on The Speakeasy once a week is one of them.

I'm Speedin

A New Addition to the Wall of Shame

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMs3O862wzM

Drake: The Future

Drake, real name Aubrey Drake Graham, is a Canadian milato and has been making noise in the hip hop community since 2006. Whats crazy is that he is known for playing Jimmy Brooks, the physically disabled character on the Nickelodeon kids show Degrassi: The Next Generation. Drake is tight with Wayne. His shit is not wack. Hopefully he can keep making music that he likes. He's the next great rapper.

THIS VIDEO WILL MELT YOUR F’ING FACE OFF

This is called “The Miracle of Birth” by New Zoo Revue.  Now, I’ve posted some pretty f’d up videos before, but for sheer holy-crap-did-someone-spike-my-weed-with-angel-dust WTFness, I think this one takes the cake.  I was too young to remember when I learned how babies were made, but I’m pretty sure it didn’t involve a redneck, a hippie, three people dressed as a hippo, an owl, and a frog, and an interpretive dance. (But you know what did?  Gary Busey’s prom).

I miss the 70s.  Back then, when people made shows for kids, it wasn’t because they were closet pedophiles, they were just really high.

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