Daily Rage

Probs the funniest/crappiest drawn cartoons about daily fits of rage. Garenteed to make you pee your pantaloons laughing.

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Five Things You Already Knew About Ricky Martin

1. He's Gay.
2. He's Gay.
3. He's Gay.
4. He's Gay.
5. "And since he was flamingly gay before, that means the new Ricky could break every record for Most Amount Of Gay." -WWTDD


Stupid Link to E! Article from WWTDD

The Mayer

This video illustrates the range of Mayer Hawthorne's pipes. Unbelievably smooth.


Also this Snoop and Hawthorne song is on fire. Straight fire.

Check out the hair.

The Morning Benders

Whatever coast your on, this is perfect spring time music. The Morning Benders create a wall of sound, reminiscent of 60's and 70's light rock. Download or listen to their best song "Cold War" here.
I think they are fucking fantastic! I would peep the link to the song before the video.

Tyson to host reality show on Animal Planet: "Taking on Tyson"

That video is from the Jimmy Kimmel show but "Taking on Tyson" is no joke. That's right Mike Tyson is going to be hosting an animal planet show. Mark my words, it's going to be successful.

Nor'Easter Rapes New England

Hurricane force winds whipped through New England Saturday, downing trees, powerlines, and killing as many as 5 people. Up to 500,000 homes are still without power, and damage is estimated in the millions of dollars.

Flood warnings are posted for much of Southern Connecticut, as swollen rivers and streams spill out onto roadways and wash away low-income houses whose residents should have seen it coming.

Police scrambled to barricade roads with downed power lines, and over-paid lazy utility workers are laboring far into the night to rack up overtime wages to support their occasional PCP habits.

Trees were down across Southern Connecticut, but the author's field research found Darien was hit hardest. An irate man was interviewed on the side of Hollow Tree Ridge Road late last night.

"Try doing this since, oh, what time is it? I've been doing this since 7. I tried Half-Mile, I tried Ox Ridge, they're all closed." Despite the author's repeated statements that informed the man that the author's residence is in Newtown, the flustered man continued to berate the author with unintelligible street names.

The author was saved only when a Honda Civic approached with two men apparently under the influence of marijuana cigarettes. The driver calmly received the verbal onslaught of the distraught man, but the passenger, apparently Patrick Shwyasted beyond all recognition, screamed at the author "We just wanna go home, God damnit!"

School is cancelled for Monday March 15 in several school districts, including New Canaan, Darien, Fairfield, and Notre Dame Fairfield. Fairfield Prep could not be reached for comment, though analysts estimate that the Prep school will no doubt continue its policy of Fascist school-sessions-on-days-where-there-clearly-shouldn't-be-school, as showcased in the '09-'10 snow season.

Authorities say power should be back online for the majority of the state approximately whenever the fuck they feel like fixing it.



















This NOAA Satellite Image clearly shows the Nor'Easter "Big Richard" making penetration of New England Saturday Afternoon.

Will Brian Kirk Ever Run a Marathon???

Take a look at this article from the L.A Times on Marathons and vote whether you think Brian Kirk will ever complete one....

For those too lazy to read the article, here is a summary:
"Good training is essential, helping runners get through fatigue, pain and bad weather. But when marathoners hit the wall and the finish line is still several miles away, they'll have to tap into something within themselves to keep going.

An estimated 10% to 15% of L.A. Marathon registrants never complete the race, race officials say. True, some don't bother to show up on race day, but others start and give up along the way.

This is where motivation comes into play. Some motivation comes from within. Known as intrinsic, or internal, motivation, it's fueled by joy in the activity, like running, or in the sense of accomplishment that results. Extrinsic, or external, motivation comes from outside factors, such as wanting a medal or accolades from friends.

For a marathon, put your money on the intrinsic kind, say sport psychologists.

Audience-Cold War Kids

Video is ok. Used to love the Cold War Kids back in the day. Been told I resemble the lead singer.

Oscar Bullshit

ALL THE OSCARS BELONG TO HIM



"Violence is one of the most fun things to watch." - Quentin Tarantino

Supreme Spring Preview: The Bucket Hat

Do you have to be a BLIPSTER to pull this one off???