Epic

Well done sir, well done.

Hurricane Fay

Some say that men were born to ride the waves....

However, this does not include from the back of a truck.

Red China is an Oppressive State - Update

The International Olympic Committee has ordered an investigation into the age of Chinese gymnast He Kexin, after receiving tangible evidence damning the Chinese government in the biggest international debacle we will see this decade.

Should the IOC strip China of its gold medals, we can definitely expect to be pay double for our Nikes in retaliation.

Red China is an Oppressive State

Nine months before the Beijing Olympics, the Chinese Government News Agency, Xinhua, reported that the gymnast He Kexin was 13 years old, which would make her entirely ineligible (minimum is 16) to be on the team that won (read stole) a gold medal this week. The Associated Press saved a copy of the article online last week, and of course the particular article has been wiped off the face of the earth as of late and sports editors won’t comment. Obviously, Red China has the editors (including every news agency in the country) by the balls and is threatening to burn their families alive should anyone actually come forward with the truth against this Blatant Corruption.

The Chinese gymnasts under scrutiny all submitted passports that “verified” their age. Well! Case closed. Thank God they have passports saying they are of age. Thankfully, there is no iron-fisted communist government hell-bent on Olympic (read world) domination that would go so far as to alter official government documents just to win more medals…

Epic Hailstorm of 2008

Monday morning was briefly interrupted what the forecasters called a freak storm of biblical proportion. The five boroughs all experienced power losses and Queens was hit especially hard. Tornado and flash flood warnings were issued for all of Long Island. Needless to say this made Monday much more interesting…

I so called this one

Apparently Tucker Max, the writer and all around douchebag and clearly the owner of the most fragile ego, has been accused of fabricating stories in his "memoir", I Hope they Serve Beer in Hell. This doesn’t come as a surprise to any of us with a remote sense of intelligence, since 99% of his slanderous are self proclaimed escapades any frat boy could dream up. The Smoking Gun, arbitrator of truthfulness, can’t find any police reports of his famous Doughnuts and Absinthe episode. How convenient.

Aside from enlisting his cronies to submit dozens of positive reviews on Amazon, deleting negative ones, editing the hell out of his message board, and straight up lying, I guess he’s still legit. Nah.

Sunday Evening Anguish

School.

It blows.

Big time.

The end of an era

After nearly 7 years, the neighbors are leaving us.

Good riddance I say, those kids were a bunch of trouble.