The Semen Bandit Strikes Again!

AP- Earlier today, campus police at the United States Merchant Marine Academy arrived on-scene to begin investigation of another grue murder-rape, apparently committed by the now infamous Semen Bandit.

The scene was littered with the Bandit's calling card, sigils of phallic dismemberment and garbled, lewd phrases.

The incident marks the first time since late May that the Bandit has struck in the Northeast, and quells the communities hopes that he had finally ended his cruel and disgusting streak of sex crimes.

Police have no evidence other than the writing and copious amounts of donated 'essence'.

EDC seems like a fun time

nothing like a good old choke point to get your nerves going.

PS. did that one security guard actually get trapped in that vortex of ravers? insane.

4-bar Killer Warns West of Impending EAAAAARTHQUAAAAKE

I wish this was my baseball coach

"lets go get a beer doc".

West Hills Is Such A Nice Place To Live

If you didn't look at the news on June 5th, you probably wouldn't have heard of 34 year old porn star, Stephen Clancy Hill aka 'Steve Driver', who died falling off a cliff in West Hills. Driver had killed a fellow porn actor 'Tom Dong' with a samurai sword just days earlier and was on the run from police. Google maps shows you just where it happened in relation to other important locations.


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Here's a link to the story with a good video and it was on the Stool too.- http://www.examiner.com/x-35831-Celebrity-Headlines-Examiner~y2010m6d6-Stephen-Clancy-Hill-suicide-Porn-star-actor-bent-on-taking-his-life-Video


...If anyone reading this is curious to look up either Tom Dong or Steve Driver, I'm sure Richard Gun has them buried in his Limewire files right next to the Great Dane.

Women Should Not Be Allowed to Drive

Chaminade Parking Lot: Dumb girl runs over a curb, wedges her car into the tree on the hill, and needs AAA to get her free.
Maybe next time she'll stay in the kitchen.

HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH BRIAN!